When we think of making the right choices in life who among us doesn't turn to the wisdom of Lindsay Lohan...and according to TMZ, Lilo has said nono to Dancing With The Stars.  Linds was offered $550,000 to join the cast next season but she said no.   Reality TV, from her warped perspective, is beneath her.  The only thing she wants beneath her is concrete when she passes out on a Friday night clubbing in L.A.