Monday, August 4th:  In a recent survey, THIS was voted the most unuseful gadget.  What is it?
Answer:  Breadmaker.

Tuesday August 5th:  37% of women get their hair cut for this.  What is it?
Answer:  Driver's License Photo

Wednesday August 6th:  On average, women do this 6 times a year at work.  What is it?
Answer:  Cry.

Thursday August:  On average, we keep these longer now than we did ten year ago.  WHAT is it?
Answer:  Teeth.

Friday, August 1st:  14% of people have stolen one of these.  What is it?
Answer:  A hotel bathrobe.